Good 53ยบ morning. Gonna be another hot one...stayin' in today.
Got a new "20 minute" soft serve ice cream maker. Gonna mess with that and do
some cooking.
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This from Cyndi Moreno.... too funny. Thanks for the
laugh!
2+2+2 = 7
Teacher
: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you
have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!
A very angry Teacher: Where do you get seven from?!?!?
A very angry Johnny: Because,. I've already got a cat!!!
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!
A very angry Teacher: Where do you get seven from?!?!?
A very angry Johnny: Because,. I've already got a cat!!!
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Yesterday morning I was sitting here at my desk and looked
out... the three of my guys on the porch...
Dude is watching for 'something', Bruiser is hanging out in case there is
'something' and Maggie wants me to let her in!
In the afternoon I paid a visit to Brian's office. Went to the
Grange and got a new sprinkler. The silicone in my old one didn't work and it
still leaks. Got gas..... gaaaaa, in the $4 prices now. I paid $3.99 for
unleaded regular but the diesel is wayyyy up there! Then met up with Bill and
Jeannie at the Elks for a glass of wine. She and Bill had a BLT and OMG Jeannie
INHALED hers! I have never seen that girl so hungry! (she saved me the pickle!)
Billi, the girl who is bartender at the Elks is super nice and fun to talk to. She was born in Ontario California....managed restaurants and will be in the Elks food booth at the Josephine Co Fair August 14-17th... see you there Billi!
Jeannie brought me some cucumbers and a green pepper from her garden and a
HUGE zucchini! I will be cookin' with that for weeks. Mmmmm..... zucchini bread
sounds good. AND cucumber martinis! YUMMMMM...
We had a nice chat and then I headed out to the clock shop to pick up the
bacon/egg/toast clock I was having fixed. It is not working, so will have to
take it back. DRAT@!
PICTURE of the day.....
My daughter Kristen is painting her house... after she put in a new floor
in the kitchen now she's painting the outside! She's also getting help from her
kids...and even Alex's boyfriend Eli came over to help! What a nice
guy!
Alex posted this on her FB page! Cute.
Historically this date...
1966 – Human spaceflight: Gemini 10 is launched from Cape Kennedy on a 70-hour
mission that includes docking with an orbiting Agena target
vehicle.
1969 – After a party on Chappaquiddick
Island, Senator Ted Kennedy from Massachusetts drives an Oldsmobile off a bridge and
his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne,
dies.
1984 – McDonald's
massacre in San Ysidro,
California: in a fast-food restaurant, James Oliver Huberty opens fire,
killing 21 people and injuring 19 others before being shot dead by police.
And births this date include...
I don't get it. I just don't get it! He's nice and she's a terminal
beeeeotch!
All I know. Happy Thursday. Nuff said... off to the kitchen.. Ciao.
xo Sue Mom
Bobo
July 18th
National Caviar Day (Mmmmmmm...)
