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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Joke ~ Dude Bruiser Maggie ~ Shopping & Wine ~ Alex & Max

Good 53ยบ morning. Gonna be another hot one...stayin' in today. Got a new "20 minute" soft serve ice cream maker. Gonna mess with that and do some cooking.

This from Cyndi Moreno.... too funny. Thanks for the laugh!
2+2+2 = 7
Teacher : If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?  
Johnny: Seven, Sir.   
Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?  
Johnny: Seven, Sir.   
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?  
Johnny: Six.   
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?  
Johnny: Seven!!!  SIR!   
A very angry Teacher: Where do you get seven from?!?!?  
A very angry Johnny: Because,. I've already got a cat!!!


Yesterday morning I was sitting here at my desk and looked out... the three of my guys on the porch...

Dude is watching for 'something', Bruiser is hanging out in case there is 'something' and Maggie wants me to let her in!


In the afternoon I paid a visit to Brian's office. Went to the Grange and got a new sprinkler. The silicone in my old one didn't work and it still leaks. Got gas..... gaaaaa, in the $4 prices now. I paid $3.99 for unleaded regular but the diesel is wayyyy up there!  Then met up with Bill and Jeannie at the Elks for a glass of wine. She and Bill had a BLT and OMG Jeannie INHALED hers! I have never seen that girl so hungry! (she saved me the pickle!)
Billi, the girl who is bartender at the Elks is super nice and fun to talk to. She was born in Ontario California....managed restaurants and will be in the Elks food booth at the Josephine Co Fair August 14-17th... see you there Billi!
Jeannie brought me some cucumbers and a green pepper from her garden and a HUGE zucchini! I will be cookin' with that for weeks. Mmmmm..... zucchini bread sounds good. AND cucumber martinis! YUMMMMM...

We had a nice chat and then I headed out to the clock shop to pick up the bacon/egg/toast clock I was having fixed. It is not working, so will have to take it back. DRAT@!

PICTURE of the day.....

My daughter Kristen is painting her house... after she put in a new floor in the kitchen now she's painting the outside! She's also getting help from her kids...and even Alex's boyfriend Eli came over to help! What a nice guy!

Alex posted this on her FB page! Cute.

Historically this date...
1925Adolf Hitler publishes his personal manifesto Mein Kampf.

1966Human spaceflight: Gemini 10 is launched from Cape Kennedy on a 70-hour mission that includes docking with an orbiting Agena target vehicle.

1968Intel is founded in Santa Clara, California.

1969 – After a party on Chappaquiddick Island, Senator Ted Kennedy from Massachusetts drives an Oldsmobile off a bridge and his passenger, Mary Jo Kopechne, dies.

1984McDonald's massacre in San Ysidro, California: in a fast-food restaurant, James Oliver Huberty opens fire, killing 21 people and injuring 19 others before being shot dead by police.


And births this date include...
1909 – Harriet Nelson, American singer and actress (d. 1994)

1913Red Skelton, American actor and comedian (d. 1997)

1921John Glenn, American astronaut and politician


1939 – Dion DiMucci, American singer-songwriter (Dion and the Belmonts)

1940James Brolin, American actor
  I don't get it. I just don't get it! He's nice and she's a terminal beeeeotch!

1950 – Richard Branson, English businessman, founded Virgin Group

1965Jim Bob Duggar, American real estate agent, author, and politician

1967Vin Diesel, American actor

All I know. Happy Thursday. Nuff said... off to the kitchen.. Ciao.
xo Sue Mom Bobo
July 18th
National Caviar Day (Mmmmmmm...)